I am unaware of the size of me.
I do not think I have grown in width but I am walking into tables with alarming regularity. Lolloping and bashing into them with my hips.
I do this several times a day and it makes a loud wobbly type vibrating noise. Not me, the things on table or desk. I make little to no noise. The searing pain on top of the ready-existing bruise where I did it last time reduces me to surprised and mortified silence. The noise is like that instrument with a ball on the end that you hit. Amusingly called a ‘vibraslap’ Maybe that should be my Gladiator name: Vibraslap. Although I'm not sure what action I could do...
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