Heavy Petting

I just went swimming and the sign in the swimming pool that tells you what not to do no longer has Heavy Petting on it. You still can't bomb or dive but there is no sign of heavy petting. When I was younger it was right there for all to see: Heavy Petting with a big red cross through it. Now, nothing. The kids of today are so lucky. Not only do they have mobile phones and dvd players in their rooms they can also heavy pet in the swimming pool. I've a good mind to go and heavy pet in there myself. Offers on a postcard please.